Lord, I feel for this poor hot boy. I’ve got him propped up in front of a fan wearing nothing but his nappy, and yet he could not look more hot and bothered.
That and the fact that he’s suddenly developed a sore-looking rash on his forehead (I hope it’s not eczema) and is simultaneously peeling on his hands and his face. Apparently this is a rite of passage for late babies, caused by being cooked for too long in amniotic fluid. (I think it’s time to baste him in a tiny bit of olive oil… )
Meanwhile I have discovered that my new role in life is to be a full-time milk maid… I might have to start wearing plaits over my ears.