…and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
Here lies the wisdom of Cecil Rhodes. My personal take on things is that an Englishman can never have too many hats. Especially knitted hats. Oh yes! This is what happens when a boy has the audacity to outgrow his owl hat.
(For those who may be interested, full crafty details are blogged here)
In other news, poor Microboy may be a hat-rich Englishman, but he has no idea that he’s being taken to have needles stuck in him this afternoon. Apparently it hurts to have both legs injected with vaccines and he’s liable to feel under the weather for a day or two. I have Calpol at the ready… (sigh).
And as if this weren’t all bad enough for the poor boy, his mum has now posted a NAKED picture of him on the internet…