Monthly Archives: December 2011

On the other hand…

…dear Lord.  The carrot farts!   Advertisements

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Yeah, baby, yeah!

Mummy said…. “Organic baby rice!” Our survey said… “Uh-eurrrrgh! (Jeez… what the hell?)” Mummy said… “Handwoven, all-natural banana baby porridge!” Our survey said… “Uh-eurrrrgh!  What is this slop anyway?” Mummy said… “Pureed carrots?” Our survey said “Ding!  Oh yeah mama, totes … Continue reading

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Zombie weekend

Dear sad-faced whiny malcontent,  whoever you are, kindly give Microboy his body back.  I miss my smiling boy. Sigh… he’s ever so glum this week.  Glum and hungry and whiny.  In the space of a week he’s become a seething … Continue reading

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