Monthly Archives: July 2014

You just haven’t learned it yet baby

So! Who’d like to hear about poo-poos and wee-wees? That’s all of you, yes? ~ ~ ~ ¬†tumbleweed ¬†~ ~ ~ Feh. Well – brace yourselves – because I’m going to tell you anyway. Today – sound the trumpets – … Continue reading

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I like to move it move it

Apologies all, but it’s time for the obligatory last-day-of-holiday ramble. I’m afraid this holiday has been marked by some serious¬†arguments and debates that there’s no coming back from. “You’re a big poo poo” “No you’re a big poo poo” “Well … Continue reading

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The coastal town that they forgot to close down

Lately I’ve been saddened by the demise of another round of sublime toddler errata. I curse whoever is teaching these children to speak properly. Stop it immediately! Amongst the recent losses are: “Fingersnails“ (possibly my all-time favourite. I weep for … Continue reading

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