News of the morning

This morning I was greeted by the following announcement:

“Mummy! Mummy! My bottom isn’t a ticking time-bomb!”
“Oh, isn’t it?”
“No! Because I did a poo poo on the toilet!”

Splendid news indeed.

This is hot on the heels of pig-gate, in which the boybot managed to drop his furry pig down the loo at Grandma’s  (before flushing). I groaned and eye-rolled and sent him away, only to overhear the following earnest little exchange in the hallway:

“Helena, I dropped my piggy in the wee-wee”
“Why did you do that?”
“Because I’m a walking distaster”

(Well, at least he has self-knowledge.)



About Susan Flockhart

Bonsai lady-geek and blogger. I can hardly recall what I used to blog about pre-microbes, but these days I generally ramble about motherhood, nonsense and whatever's going on the world of tiny people
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